《生活大爆炸》谢耳朵经典台词：他们是假想的同事

1.Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?

你会让毕加索去玩猜猜画画吗？（双人猜词游戏）会让Noah Wbster（词典编纂之父）去玩拼字游戏吗?会让Jacques Cousteau （探险家）去玩金鱼游戏吗? （小游戏）

2.At this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together and reduce the resulting particular chaos to tears.

既然这样，我打算自己组队了，而且毁灭你们之间亲密无间的联系，而且会将微小的混乱变成眼泪。

3.One more thing. It’s on, bitch.

还有一件事。等着瞧，贱货。

4.Dibs does not apply in a bidding war.

权利不能用在竞购战上。

5.In a Venn diagram, that would be an individual located at the intersection of the sets “no longer want my Time Machine” and “need 800 dollars”.

在维恩图里那是处于特别的区域，位于 "不再想要时间机器"和"需要800元"两个集合的交集。

6.It only moves in time. It would be worse than useless in a swamp.

它只在时间层面移动。在沼泽地里将一无是处。

7.I disagree. Your inability to successfully woo Penny long predates your acquisition of the time machine. That failure clearly stands on its own.

我不同意。你在追求Penny上的无能早在你拥有时间机器以前就体现出来了。

8.They were not “friends”. They were imaginary colleagues.

他们不是“朋友”。他们是假想的同事。

9.What twelve year old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?

哪个12岁男孩想要机动山地车?

10.What puter do you have? And please don't say "a white one."

你的电脑是什么样子的？请不要说“一个白色的”。